Happy Hallowe'en

Here's a Hallowe'en story for your entertainment:

I open the door to a group of 10-year-old trick-or-treaters. I am dressed as Hunter S. Thompson, as pictured above with a couple of zombie vampire chicks. The trick-or-treaters are dressed as devils and ghosts.

ME - Hey guys! You look like a bunch of spooky devils and ghosts.

TRICK-OR-TREATERS - You look like a drug addict!

ME - Oh wow, you kids have seen Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas?

TRICK-OR-TREATERS - What?

Happy Hallowe'en.