They - "Please attend a photoshoot to help promote your show at VAULT Festival. Please come with some ideas of how you can best sell your show."
Me - "Sure thing."
They, on the day - "Do you want to do some photos of you actually looking at the camera and smiling?"
Me - "I do not."
They - "Ok, well what do you want to do?"
Me - "I would like to tie myself up with this string."
They - "Fine. Fine."
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