The latest episode of Harriet Kemsley and Sunil Patel's podcast Why Is Harriet Crying? was supposed to be a Christmas special but it's out late. It also guest stars silly old me. It's loosely about how Harriet cries at literally everything and Sunil has only cried once in his life. I am nearer to Harriet than Sunil on the spectrum, I think. It's basically just us chatting nonsense. So here's me and Harriet and Sunil getting all Christmassy and talking about why Muppets make me cry and why artists shouldn't set their audiences on fire and how many Johnny English 3 Christmas parties there have been.