110% John Kearns & Pat Cahill?

There's rumours going round that I won't be in Leicester this weekend. There's other rumours going round that I'll be co-hosting this tomorrow due to the fact that Pat Cahill is in Costa Rica. I can neither confirm nor deny either of these rumours. I'm pretty certain that even if I don't make it, my good friend Neil Young With A Beard is in town anyway, so maybe he can do it. Anyway, if you're in Leicester for the final weekend of the festival then get yourself along to the Criterion to watch all the great Weirdos shows over the next few days, including this one that may or may not involve me.