The Guardian's Top 10 Jokes of the Fringe

I am one of the Guardian's Top 10 jokes of the Fringe. This particular joke is followed by a minute of me dancing to Chic and shouting "Does anybody want this cow?" at the audience, but I notice they didn't include that bit.

In other news - I am going to reduce the capacity of the room from today because if you're sat far back then you can't see the most important bit of the show. We're already turning people away, so my point is, if you want to see the show you should probably book a ticket or you might not get in.

A disgusting post.

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