Joz Norris's Rise of Skywalker Fan Fiction

For the wonderful Dear Harry/Spock night, in which comedians share their original fan fiction, I decided to write a ridiculous imagined fan fiction version of what I THINK should happen in Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker, having not seen it. Have a watch and see how much I got right!

WARNING - May contain spoilers for The Rise of Skywalker. Enjoy! Thanks to Matthew Highton for filming.