I missed a week! I can’t believe it. I’ve opened Substack only to find my dashboard now inhabited by a little blue owl avatar, wings broken, one eye swollen shut, lying sprawled in its own piss. “You broke your Substack streak!” it croaks. “Kill me! Kill me!” “I don’t even remember Substack having a streak […]

This week I went to a Cool Party for the first time in many years. Now I don’t want to do a disservice to my street cred in my very own newsletter, so let me clarify – I haven’t stopped going to parties entirely. I still party. Sometimes I even party hard. “Wow, Joz,” some […]

This week I chatted with Dan Cushnie for his Substack, in which he interviews comedians about their work, and you can read the interview here (by the by, I notice that Dan mentions having “the odd moment of ineloquence” while interviewing me, and I’d like to state for the record that I didn’t notice any ineloquence whatsoever […]