And so we’re back
By popular demand
I just walked in to see you here
With an entire big brass band

(Please rhyme “band” with “demand” even if your accent would not normally permit this)

You Wait. Time Passes. is coming back to Soho Theatre in April for four more nights Downstairs! Missed it in September? Rejoice, for like Robert Downey Jr. or Neil Young you have been given a second chance. Missed it and don’t live in London? Well keep your eyes peeled, cos I’ve got news for you tomorrow…

But for now, if you’re in London and want to see the *clears throat* “multi-award-nominated, award-winning, 5-star critically acclaimed sellout smash hit” when it returns in April, you can book tickets here.